Burlesque Show

Thursday Is The New Friday

The hottest burlesque show in Melbourne! Featuring gorgeous exotic dancers, strip shows and cheeky jelly wrestling!

Topless Waitresses

More Than A Strip Show

Our Topless Waitresses will attend to your every need. All our girls equipped with some rather lovely jugs.

Tasty Schnitz

Need Some Dinner Party Ideas?

The tastiest breasts in town, served with crispy chips and garden fresh salad. Comes with your choice of sauce...if you know what we mean!

SCHNITZ 'N TITS WILL BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER...

Schnitz ‘n’ Tits is just what it sounds like! A Great Dinner Deal right in the centre of Melbourne, it’s always happy hour when a buxom topless waitress is serving you. Our drink specials are amazing, and so are our Performers. While you enjoy a delicious Schnitzel at our sexy Theatre Restaurant; we have a smorgasbord of entertainment for you.

More than just a strip show, we have; Circus, Burlesque, Comedy, Live Music, DJ’s, as well as Melbourne’s Best Pole Dancers. If you like naughty fun and games and a little flirting, then Schnitz ‘n’ Tits is to your taste because that’s our recipe. For after work drinks, a night out with the girls or guys, as an exciting surprise, Schnitz ‘n’ tits will be a night to remember. Bachelors and Bachelorettes, it’s the perfect place for Bucks Parties and Hens nights in Melbourne.